We have recently done some tests and scans on the patient Mr Kim’s body, and we have found micro organisms in him which can only be found in pigeons and the pigeonus ellisonus. We believe these micro organisms to be the reason why the patient:

• imitates pigeons so well
• can catch chickens well
• can communicate with avians in general well
• looks like a pigeon

We have recently done some tests and scans on the patients body, and we sound the source of his ability to stay up and hyper for so long. In the cells of his body, we discovered small dinosaur shaped organisms and we have deems these cells as the reason why the patient:

• is so hyper
• falls down in the snow while mc boom talks
• can’t stand unmoving
• looks like a dino
• his insane epic awesome fdksfjalkafjfkljsaf rapping skillzzzzzzzzzz

(Source: kpopdoctors)

we’re on it (:

[edit]

done and posted :3

It seems the members of Infinite are synchronized with each other and dance completely synchronized with each others. After running many experinments, we have concluded Infinite dances with a 99.98% of synchronization the 0.02% being Woohyun stuffing up or Myungsoo falling.   

We will continue to update you will our results of this interesting discovery. 

(Source: kpopdoctors)

The members of SHINee have taken Mr Kim to visit our surgery for a second time. This time, our dearest Key has been diagnosed with ‘Taemblinking Disease’. 

Mr Kim is not the first out of the five SHINee members that have caught this disease. Mr Lee Taemin was diagnosed with this disease right from debut, but as time passed, he seems to have somewhat recovered.

Symptoms of this disease are:

• Blinking when nervous
• Rapid Blinking
• Blinking
• Blinking a lot

We will keep a watchful eye on Mr Kim.

We will be taking requests!
So if you want your favorite idols here, then ask us!

Feel free to submit…

(Source: kpopdoctors)

The surgery is devastated and sorry to inform you that Mr Lee has developed a high fever recently. Our doctors are suspecting a chicken overdose to be the cause of Onew’s unwellness. Despite his complaints and refusal to cooperate, Mr Lee will be put on a strict chicken-less diet for the next few days to encourage faster healing. He will also not be joining SHINee on the stage at the Athena performance.